Tools for makers who make apps
We manufacture parts for people who build apps that build apps. Our inventory is rigorously imaginary, suspiciously polished, and shipped in environmentally friendly packets of pure confidence.
Fix bugs by hitting them until they become features. Includes complimentary “I meant to do that” stickers.
All purchases are delivered as feelings. No refunds for incorrect emotions.
Plant in a repo. Water daily with commits. Grows into a working prototype if nobody looks directly at it.
Bonds any stack to any other stack. Side effects: synergy, mild vendor lock-in dreams, and spontaneous dashboards.
Adds artisanal delay for authenticity. Great for “enterprise feel” and nostalgic buffering memories.
Collected from abandoned pages. Sprinkle on builds to attract mysterious edge cases.
Not valid, but very reassuring. Comes with a seal that says “looks encrypted to me.”
Fill gaps between frameworks. Smooths over architecture decisions made at 2AM.
Returns accepted within 7 business realities. Shipping is instant unless you measure it. Support is available 24/7 in the form of encouraging whispers.